“50 Thinge You’ve Never Been Asked,” AKA, “Corona Quarantine Boredness At Its Narcissistic Finest”

I was on Facebook and I noticed this questionnaire making the rounds. I stole this from Belinda, and thought it was a good way to pass a few minutes of boredom. If I spelled anything incorrectly, blame it on the ‘rona.

  1. What is the color of your hairbrush? Teal
  2. Name a food you never ever eat: Sushi. Eww.
  3. Are you typically too warm or too cold? Thanks to my missing thyroid, Warm. Before cancer, cold.
  4. What were you doing 45 minutes ago? Same thing I do every day, Pinky: Try and take over the world!!! But seriously: I was watching the Grand Ole Opry live feed.
  5. What is your favorite candy bar? It changes, but probably a dark chocolate sea salt Ghirardelli.
  6. Have you ever been to a professional sports event? Yes
  7. What is the last thing you said out loud? “No” for the millionth time today.
  8. What is your favorite ice cream? Culver’s Chocolate Volcano or B&J’s Phish Food
  9. What was the last thing you had to drink? Water and a pink moscato
  10. Do you like your wallet? Yep–that’s a stupid question. Of COURSE I like my wallet! This is America! We don’t have to carry wallets that we don’t like!!!!
  11. What was the last thing you ate? A dairy-free cake of sadness. Seriously. Cake of Sadness. I didn’t think cake could ever make me sad. I’ve been proven wrong.
  12. Did you buy any new clothes last weekend? Nope
  13. The last sporting event you watched? Do sports on Fail Army count?
  14. What is your favorite flavor of popcorn? Popcornopolis Zebra
  15. Who is the last person you sent a text message to? Amy Benwell
  16. Ever go camping? Yes…once…in high school.
  17. Do you take vitamins? Yep!
  18. Do you go to church every Sunday? Yep! Love my church people!
  19. Do you have a tan? Are you joking?!?! Who came up with these questions?!?!
  20. Do you prefer Chinese food over pizza? Yes.
  21. Do you drink your soda with a straw? Yes. I am civilized.
  22. What color socks do you usually wear? White. But I truly hate socks. They’re like cotton prisons for your feet.
  23. Do you ever drive above the speed limit? Does a bear poo in the woods?!?! Heck, yeah!! I’ve got the need….the need for speed!!
  24. What terrifies you? Dentists. Rodents. People with unregistered firearms.
  25. Look to your left, what do you see? My UV lamp for nails and a box of Kleenex. Guess what’s worth more right now?
  26. What chore do you hate? I despise anything to do with dirty dishes. Also, I refuse to vacuum–David has to do it, because our vacuum weighs a million pounds.
  27. What do you think of when you hear an Australian accent? Heath Ledger and beaches. And Steve!!!
  28. What’s your favorite soda? I rarely drink soda. I like Diet Pepsi, Fountain Coke, and Vanilla Cokes from Sonic or Steak n’ Shake.
  29. Do you go in a fast food place or just hit the drive? Drive thru
  30. What is your favorite number? 5.
  31. Who’s the last person you talked to? Robin Jackson (Church person!)
  32. Favorite cut of beef? Wait, what are steaks made of?
  33. Last song you listened to? Currently on Amazon Music: “Lay it On Me” by Vance Joy
  34. Last book you read? Oooh, it’s been a minute. I have like, 5 books in progress.
  35. Favorite day of the week? Friday…more like, “Fri-YAY,” amirite?!?!?!
  36. Can you say the alphabet backwards? Yes. Backwards alphabet the. See what I did there? Clever girl, I am.
  37. How do you like your coffee? Tan, hot, and sweet…..oooh, that sounds sexy! Ain’t changing it, though….that’s the moscato talking. 😉
  38. Favorite pair of shoes? Any pair of Birks in my closet. And that’s a lot.
  39. Time you normally go to bed? 7:45pm on the weekdays. 9:00-ish most weekends.
  40. Time you normally get up? 4:00am…just me and the birdies.
  41. What do you prefer, sunrise or sunsets? SUN. I’ll take it any way I can get it.
  42. How many blankets on your bed? I have 2, and David has 2.
  43. Describe your kitchen plates. Red melamine, because unlike Carol House, we can’t have nice things.
  44. Do you have a favorite alcoholic drink? Riesling. Moscato. Any kind of dairy-based drink, like a mudslide. Amaretto sour.
  45. Do you play cards? Yes! Something tells me I’m about to get a lot more practised in this
  46. What color is your car? Toyota calls it, “Barcelona Red.”
  47. Can you change a tire? In theory…
  48. Your favorite state? MO fo’ sho!
  49. Favorite job you’ve ever had?
  50. How did you get your biggest scar? That’s entirely too personal for the public to know, but rest assured, it’s gnarly, and you will never see it.

These are so fun…Play along !!!

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